I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework.
I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave.
AND THUS, MICROSOFT LOST 95% OF THEIR CONSUMERS FOR THE NEW XBOXNONE
Who knew a company like this could fuck theirselves in the butt in such a way?
Wait what if you just have a lot of big dogs? It registers “warm bodies” so does that mean it’ll shut off to keep even your dogs from seeing stuff they haven’t paid for?
“Turn the game on please HAL.”
“I’m afraid I can’t do that Dave. Your dogs haven’t paid to see all the content of this game. If they see it all they won’t buy it.”
“HAL, they’re dogs, they can’t buy anything.”
“Then there is no need for them to view it. Remove the dogs or I will remove the oxygen from your household.”
“Wait, you can do that?”
“I am integrated into all the homes systems Dave. Goodbye.”
And then came the new red ring of death.
Oh my fucking jeezus xD
They would probably do that in the future.
Oh god the conspiracy theorists are going to flip their shits.
horses are able to walk backwards